Mama Mia Chronicles

S. has opinions lately...and lots of them. Yesterday he was "spy-ding" my hair through his Diego binoculars, and got really close to my hair. He steps back and goes, "Mom, you need a hairs cut"...My response..."Really, why?" He squints at me a little and goes, "Cause you have crazies in the back":-) I asked if maybe brushing it would help (Lawd knows it was one of those days), and he goes, "NO, you need a hairs cut!"

Later on...same day...we are driving to pick C. up from school. He is on the phone (his new love is my old cellphones), and we hit a bumpy stretch of road. This apparently annoyed the heck out of him because I got a "Mom, you drive too bumpy!" (insert the big frown on his part...and picture the phone attached to his ear while he says this). Okaaay. "Oh, sorry," I say. Two minutes later, more bumpiness, so I wait for it...He didn't disappoint. "Moooom, I said be CAREFUL". More big frowns.

*sigh* Pleasing a two year old is SO hard on a mother.

-Buffy-

So I'm talking to my son who is going to be celebrating his 7th birthday next month and I asked him if he wanted to invite the entire class and my son very seriously says NO, mommy I want to only invite the boys. So I say well I think it would be nice to invite the entire class (you have to I think anyway) and he says NO, not the girls, so I say why not? He says, mommy girls are way to bossy. TEE HEEEE. I just smiled and said your too funny. He is like I'm serious, no girls, not even you! I was like hey who do you think is going to put on your party? You. Well then how do you think your going to have a party if no girls are invited? Okay mommy you're the only girl allowed.

When he said this the first song that popped into my mind was Tim McGraw's Don't Take The girl... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP1G5i5q-hk

DD

Where do you guys want to go? I miss you and get lonely for some girl chat, something I haven't had in a while, well I've had chats but not chats with "friends" and I have a feeling it's going to be hard to make friends here, well friends with kids. I guess I'll have a lot of maid friends.

So where do you want to go? Just tell me and I'll be there;).

DD

Yesterday I got a call from school nurse that S threw up his lunch and that he said that he is not feeling well, and that I should come and pick him up (sorry for run on sentence:-). So I go over there and I'm signing him out and he comes to me all smiles and happiness. I asked him what is wrong with him, and he just gave me a stare like I've grown a horn or my ears are green or something.

So we go home, and I let him watch tv before he does his homework just to rest a little. I come upstairs to get dirty laundry. So maybe it took me 5 min total of coming up and getting laundry, and I go downstairs and there is a stark naked woman on my TV shaving her legs. Sure enough S is frantically trying to change a channel, but it is not working. I ask him what he did, and all this while flying after remote. I didn't know weather I should turn off tv or cover my kids eyes first. So, I figured that he ordered the Stripping Sorrority Sisters from On Demand. I didn't even know they had that stuff on demand. It cost over $8! So, I manage to delete the program, and my boy is hiding behind the couch.

So then I call my darling groom who told me to call cable company, who were so nice to remove the thing off my bill and who guided me through parental controls, so that I can make sure this doesn't happen again. Apparently once you are in upper channels on demand they have whole bunch of "adult" stuff. So conveniently, all S's shows are in the same range of numbers. That was way more than any one of us needed to see.

Ms D.