Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Often times I find myself looking to the side and wondering if I actually just said that! I don't know if anyone else does that, but these type of conversations have became such a norm in this household. For example, one day my 3 yo came to me wearing just underwear, which was also put on wrong side up front. I look at him, and we make this exchange:
Me: Where are your pants?
Him: They are too wet!
Me: How did they get wet!
Him: I peed myself!
Me: You put your underwear on the wrong way.
Him: No I didn't, see (he shows me the picture of spider man that should have been in back)
Me: Ok, whatever works for you!
Him: Mom, your hair is too pretty!
Me: (speechless) -it must have something to do with peed underwear, now I try to process the conversation.
My 5 yo keeps me entertained all the time, and I can't possibly remember all of it. On one occasion we were driving in the car and he asked me "Mom, are people made out of chicken?". Let me ponder on that one for a sec.
The other day, S came to me all serious: "Mom, dad is allergic to fur, right?", I was like "To cat fur, yes!". He goes on: "Fish don't have a fur." I was like:"No they don't". He goes on" So daddy is not allergic to fish?". (can you see where this is going). I said: " No, last time I checked he was not allergic to fish". Then the bomb: "Can I have fish mom, please? I'll take really good care of it." My response: "Let me think about it:-)". He's been sitting on my head for days now asking for fish.
I see a fish in my future. Could have been worse, it could have been a puppy!!!
